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FAIL – Baby’s First Birthday Onesie

Mark Loventhal — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 04:41:08 +0000

Chicago Blackhawks Burish calls Chris Pronger an Idiot

Mark Loventhal — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 22:13:23 +0000

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Welfare Office

Mark Loventhal — Fri, 21 May 2010 02:26:26 +0000

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
‘WOW,’ the social worker exclaims, ‘are they all yours?”
‘ Yep, they are all mine,’ the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, ‘Sit down Leroy.’ All the children rush to find seats.
Well,’ says the social worker, ‘then you must be here to sign up. I’ll need all your childrens’ names.’
”Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy.”
In disbelief, the case worker says, ‘Are you serious? They’re ALL named Leroy?’
Their momma replied, ‘Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it’s time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, ‘Leroy!’ An’ when it’s time for dinner, I just yell ‘Leroy!’ An they all comes a runnin. An’ if I need to stop the kid who’s running into the street, I just yell Leroy’ and all of them stop. It’s the smartest idea I ever had, namin’ them all Leroy.’

Wild Billboard in Men’s Room

Mark Loventhal — Thu, 13 May 2010 06:18:27 +0000

Facebook 2 Same Person Different Fail

Mark Loventhal — Wed, 12 May 2010 05:47:48 +0000

Facebook 2 Same Person Different Fail

Facebook News Feed

Mark Loventhal — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 14:21:50 +0000

It’s funny when the Facebook news feed combines 2 of your activities.

This was in my news feed yesterday. Religious Fail?

iPhone3Gs Killer App

Mark Loventhal — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:20:38 +0000

“There’s an app for that?!”

Minnessota Twins Outfielder Denard Span hit his own mother

Mark Loventhal — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 05:42:27 +0000

Denard Span who plays left field for the Minnesota Twins, fouled one off today – right into his mother’s chest. Denard’s mother was watching the game from a box seat surrounded by friends and family.

Stuart Weitzman – FAIL

Mark Loventhal — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 22:19:21 +0000

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Cat Scan

Mark Loventhal — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:26:38 +0000