Jun
9
2010
May
24
2010
Six years ago Oceanic 815 crashed killing many and leaving 71 survivors. Last night the epic saga came to an end. For some the resolution was satisfying, but for most, the answers you were promised never came. Desmond turned out to be useless, Locke never left the island, and I not really sure what happened to the dog. Really, I only watched for one season, but that was enough. Have you seen every minute of LOST? What was your interpretation of the ending of LOST? Loved it? Hated it? Let the debate begin.
May
20
2010
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
‘WOW,’ the social worker exclaims, ‘are they all yours?”
‘ Yep, they are all mine,’ the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, ‘Sit down Leroy.’ All the children rush to find seats.
Well,’ says the social worker, ‘then you must be here to sign up. I’ll need all your childrens’ names.’
”Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy.”
In disbelief, the case worker says, ‘Are you serious? They’re ALL named Leroy?’
Their momma replied, ‘Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it’s time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, ‘Leroy!’ An’ when it’s time for dinner, I just yell ‘Leroy!’ An they all comes a runnin. An’ if I need to stop the kid who’s running into the street, I just yell Leroy’ and all of them stop. It’s the smartest idea I ever had, namin’ them all Leroy.’