Category: one-liners

How do you catch a unique animal?

Q: How do you catch a unique animal? A: You ‘neak up on it.

Sunday March 14th, 2010 in one-liners | Comments Off

Decaf?!

Shouldn’t they call decaffeinated espresso, “Depresso?”

Sunday March 14th, 2010 in one-liners | Comments Off