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	<description>a peek into the circus in my mind</description>
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		<title>One out of every four people i&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Loventhal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One out of every four people in America lives below the poverty level; which means if you have 3 kids, it&#8217;s you.]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook 2 Same Person Different Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 05:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Facebook News Feed</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s funny when the Facebook news feed combines 2 of your activities. This was in my news feed yesterday.  Religious Fail?]]></description>
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		<title>iPhone 4G Killer App</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;There&#8217;s an app for that?!&#8221;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:26:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Loventhal</dc:creator>
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		<title>How do you catch a unique animal?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 04:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Loventhal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: How do you catch a unique animal? A: You &#8216;neak up on it.]]></description>
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		<title>Decaf?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 04:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Loventhal</dc:creator>
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