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Summing up Bears pre-season week 3

Mark Loventhal — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 01:33:08 +0000

“Cutler and the rest of the starting offense were removed midway through the third quarter after failing to score on seven possessions that resulted in two picks, two missed field goals, two three-and-outs and one kneel-down at the end of the first half.” This quote from the usually unrealisticly optimistic Chicagobears.com shows how bad it is behind the faux-line in Chicago. Start LeFevor next week so Cutler can heal. See you in Chicago vs. Detroit.

FAIL – Baby’s First Birthday Onesie

Mark Loventhal — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 04:41:08 +0000

LOST finale disappoints those waiting for answers

Mark Loventhal — Mon, 24 May 2010 14:32:39 +0000

Six years ago Oceanic 815 crashed killing many and leaving 71 survivors. Last night the epic saga came to an end. For some the resolution was satisfying, but for most, the answers you were promised never came. Desmond turned out to be useless, Locke never left the island, and I not really sure what happened to the dog. Really, I only watched for one season, but that was enough. Have you seen every minute of LOST? What was your interpretation of the ending of LOST? Loved it? Hated it? Let the debate begin.

Verizon finally to offer iPhone?

Mark Loventhal — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 20:35:54 +0000

Ivan Seidenberg, the CEO of Verizon reportedly formally asked Apple for the rights to distribute and support the extremely successful iPhone platform.

Teacher’s Pet – Fail

Mark Loventhal — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:36:15 +0000

How to Clean Your Balls

Mark Loventhal — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:20:15 +0000

2010 Academy Award Winners – Complete List

Mark Loventhal — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 05:28:21 +0000

Here is the full list of nominees for the 2010 Academy Awards, held in Hollywood on 7 March.

Tony Kornheiser on Hannah Storm’s Outfit

Mark Loventhal — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:36:35 +0000

“Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today,” Kornheiser said. “She’s got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt … way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now. CLICK HERE TO READ ON

Tiger Woods Press Conference Announcement

Mark Loventhal — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 06:37:42 +0000

In his press conference today, Tiger Woods began by apologizing to everyone in the entire world twice over. He ended without mentioning when he’d return to golf. He did however shock many by announcing that he was going to become a professional porn star.

L’eggo my Eggo store brand waffle vs. Recall my Toyota – Which is the bigger FAIL?

Mark Loventhal — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:25:01 +0000

Kelloggs (Eggo)

It began on August 31st, with from the Georgia Department of Agriculture (GDA) notifying the Kellog company that it’s Atlanta, Georgia plant, “of a positive test for Listeria monocytogenes in your Eggo Buttemilk Waffles identified with a Better If Used Before date beginning with NOV17 10 EAAM1.” This led to a nationwide recall on Eggo waffles and quickly the shelves of store brand waffles were empty as supply could not ramp up fast enough to meet demand.