Mark's Madness

And you thought talking on your iPhone3G was dangerous…

When the first “hands-free”corded earsets arrived for cellphones, I used to laugh at people who would hold the microphone that was halfway down the cord, right in front of their mouth… thus defeating the purpose of using a “hands-free” device.  Then I scowled at people who hold their phone 4 inches from their face using the speakerphone feature while pretending that they are obeying the California hands-free cellphone laws.

This however, takes the cake.

Why waste time when you’re on the road.  You can work on vacation, be useful during your commute, and it’s great for district managers who spend all day in their cars.  Right?

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Okay that’s a funny idea.  But no one would really sell it.  Right?

I thought that too, until I remembered that Amazon will sell anything.

So you’re ready to buy one now right?  Just one more thought…

As one online reviewer put it, “It also works as a table for drive-thru meals, or as a place to rest your head when you’ve turned on the cruise control. I would suggest a blade along the edge so it can more efficiently slice through all your vital organs when you rear-end someone or hit a tree. Also, anyone who buys one should have their airbag filled with rusty nails and cayenne powder.”

And just one more reminder…