NBA Outlaws Dallas Mavericks Guard Caron Butler’s Nervous Habit

Caron Butler who was traded to the Dallas Mavericks on February 13th, received a call from NBA executive vice president Stu Jackson.  Jackson told Butler to leave his straws at home.  Butler has had a high-energy style on the court and keeps warm by chewing a dozen straws on the sidelines during games.  His high motor began when he was still in his teens and self-reportedly drinking as many as six Mountain Dews per day.

Brent’s Deli 2 – The Mustard Gets Thicker

So my wife goes into Brent’s Deli yesterday (knowing full-well how I feel about that place) for lunch with her mom.  She was told she couldn’t be seated until her entire party was present.  She asked when that had changed because she’d never heard that before.  The hostess rudely told her that she’d just have to wait until her whole party was there.  My wife told the girl that she even knew what her mom was going to order but she made her wait anyway.  What fantastic customer service.  I will admit to having  a sandwich brought to me at work, but only because someone else was buying.   I’m not giving that Peskin family any more money.   Another customer service FAIL.

Tony Kornheiser on Hannah Storm’s Outfit

“Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today,” Kornheiser said. “She’s got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt … way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now.  CLICK HERE TO READ ON

Tiger Woods Press Conference Announcement

In his press conference today, Tiger Woods began by apologizing to everyone in the entire world twice over.  He ended without mentioning when he’d return to golf.  He did however shock many by announcing  that he was going to become a professional porn star.

L’eggo my Eggo store brand waffle vs. Recall my Toyota – Which is the bigger FAIL?

Kelloggs (Eggo)

It began on August 31st, with from the Georgia Department of Agriculture (GDA) notifying the Kellog company that it’s Atlanta, Georgia plant, “of a positive test for Listeria monocytogenes in your Eggo Buttemilk Waffles identified with a Better If Used Before date beginning with NOV17 10 EAAM1.”   This led to a nationwide recall on Eggo waffles and quickly the shelves of store brand waffles were empty as supply could not ramp up fast enough to meet demand.